Elsewhere

`elsewhere`

* old design dislaimer

* dust-ware dislaimer

	This is the POINTER ARCHIVE of all the places I like to run off to when I have entirely too much time on my hands. The concept behind this page is so simple, you probably don't need an explanation. However, I have generously provided one for those of you who may have had a little too much cyberjuice.

		I'm Involved Somehow...
		Sleepbot Constructs, from whence you probably came...
		... and, of course, Hyperreal, who hosts my site!
		Peruse my music database which provides Ambience for the Masses.
		If you need an outlet for wanton agression, you could do much worse than contemplate the Senseless Existence of Critturs.
		Problems? No problem! Just ask the The Morgan's Tarot, and everything will be peachy keen.
		Terrible things (besides Goddess) are afoot in Seattle! Yes! Tune in and decode the future with F.U.C.C Radio.
		...there's my friend Leah.
		...there's my friend Colleen.
		...there's my friend Doug, who moved on to greener pastures.
		...and there's my old company Multicom Publishing, for whom I did most of their HTML implementation.

		Seattle-ish...
		Throw a tomato at My House using the Xerox PARC Map Viewer. Tomato not included.
		If you're ever passing through, might wanna consult the U/Seattle's Entertainment Resources, or just perhaps bring a good book.
		Learn 176 words for "overcast" when you check the Weather for Seattle, WA.

		Thick with Ambience...
		EPSILON: The Ambient Music Information Archive, run by the folks that host my site (sorry... just greasin' palms, baby...)
		It's... Sleepy Time with Silent Records !!
		Haven't had enough Ambience with an Attitude? Try out The Digital Dream.
		Don't forget FAX Thing 1, FAX Thing 2. Not knowing to not forget is no excuse.
		EnoWeb; the story of a man who sees the face of God in his mirror every morning.
		More than you ever wanted to know about Die Kraftwerk-INFOBAHR.
		Self-explanitory: Welcome to Mixmaster Morris' - A Site for Sore Ears
		Terre Thaemlitz's self-titled experiment.
		I don't know what SOFA really is, but it sounds fun, and they've got my tapes (god-dammit).

		Pockets of Virtual Eccentricity...
		The Principia Discordia, where you will learn nothing.
		Get a glimpse of some creepy-ass shit through the Kooks Museum Lobby.
		To Be In Adjust for Clock on VCR Unit (any other description would be insufficient).
		There is no poetry that moves me as much as the work of Survival Research Laboratories.
		Sounds good, so I'm a-linkin' to it: ParaTheatrical ReSearch
		I feel so much secure in my own weird interests when I find sites like the Sea-Monkey® Worship Page.
		The ever widening breadth of knowledge in The Unofficial WWW Jack Chick Archive!
		Nothings' on the Internet's so transitional as The Temporary Autonomous Zone, by Hakim Bey.
		There's no bad press about LSD that Doc Ellis's No Hitter can't beat.
		Where's all our yellow paint disappearing to? Why, there's a trail of it leading right into the The Definitive Frink page. Yes, ah, m-hmm nyay..
		Honestly, Steve Martin's Grandmother's Song had a queerly deep effect on me; I was changed for life.
		Have you visited the Timothy Leary's Home Page? Would you remember if you had?

		Depths of Space...
		SEE THE AMAZING Tiny Blue Marble IN -- PLANET EARTH HOME PAGE - IMAGES, ICONS, FLAGS.
		The Views Of The Solar System are more that just a learning experience. They're a real hoot!
		SCHWA brought us the smiley-face of the 90's. They cry out, "You have found us."
		Keep up with the Most Amazing Futuristic Superdrama of the Century via The Lurker's Guide to Babylon 5. It's our last, best hope... for peace.
		I"ve only gotten as far as "Welcome To The Offworld Metaplex!", but it looks cool.

		Places and Things...
		Gobs and gobs of detail about the MPEG audio standard.
		The Official CTHUGHA Home Page is the source of the coolest DOS-based toy in the cosmos. Get it now.
		Someday, oh someday, I hope, yea, dream, of being referenced on the list of Useless WWW Pages. Sigh. When you wish upon a star...
		You've gotta see them Knotted Sea Things.
		Re-kindle your love of Science in NYE LABS.
		Tired of daytime Court Television? Who isn't! So, while a commercial's on, check out the case of SJ Games vs. the Secret Service. Whoops! Back to Live Coverage! I'll be right back...
		I, the great and powerful `S.P.U.N.K.Y.`, perceive that there are indeed many Computers:Internet:Interesting Devices Connected to the Net. I shall have them do my bidding, for I am `S.P.U.N.K.Y.` !!
		Hey, what's that stray sentence doing there?
		Things just never pass you by when the FogCam! at San Francisco State University is your window on the world.
		Now, with the Subway navigator, you too can commute the German Way!
		Sick of folding your paper into plain old squares? Check out Joseph Wu's Origami Page which may be enough to sate you.
		Gosh, nothin' better than spending your hard-earned American Dollars on SANRIO's amazingly cute Japanese Chintz!
		Above all, I recommend consulting Yahoo - Entertainment:Humor, Jokes, and Fun:Bizarre before taking any medication.

		HTML by Hand...
		There's HyperText Markup Language Specification Version 3.0
		and an HTML TUTORIAL
		and Creating Net Sites
		and How To Create High-Impact Documents
		and Netscape Tricks
		and GIF Animation on the WWW
		and Dynamic Document Demonstration
		and Client Side State - HTTP Cookies
		and Image Maps
		and The Perl Language Home Page
		and Java(tm) - Programming for the Internet
		and Graphics Interchange Format GIF89a
		and The Web Robots FAQ
		and InterNIC Registration Services
		and Directory of /inet/rfc
		but if you really wanna shine them on, take some advice from the Lynx Enhanced Pages.
		David Siegel's Home Page is a virtual cesspool of useful trips & techniques. Did i mention that cesspools are good?
		Finally, no explanation; just visit -The Virtual Bum - Give to the Virtually Homeless.

The Root of Everything Else
...a place you can really sink your wisdom teeth into.

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