The Root of All Things Lookit

<BODY> <H1><TT>the root of all things lookit</TT></H1> <DL><DT><DD><TT> additional http bells & whistles by your host<BR> for the real low-down, check the <A HREF="/">root</A> </TT></DL> <HR> <BR><BR> <H3><A HREF="explain/">Lookit Explains Everything</A></H3> <DL><DT><DD> I hope you're not frightened too badly. If so, I've made an attempt to justify in all the <B>Nooks and Crannies</B> that I could find. <BR><BR></DL> <H3><A HREF="stuff/">Useless Stuff</A></H3> <DL><DT><DD> <B>New and Amazing Toys</B> that magically appear on this site, mindlessly crafted to enthrall the throngs of Internet Goofballs who overpopulate their hard drives. <BR><BR></DL> <H3><A HREF="cgi/anystory.cgi">Tell You a Story</A></H3> <DL><DT><DD> Though I can craft text strong enough to knock buzzards off a <B>Shitwagon</B>, I rarely seem to expound at any great length. Now you can find out why through direct experience! <BR><BR></DL> <H3><A HREF="etc/else.html">Elsewhere</A></H3> <DL><DT><DD> Now you too can plunge deep into only somewhat-chartered territory and brave the Hellish Throes of <B>our Virtual Cybersphere</B>. <BR><BR></DL> <H3><A HREF="etc/dfoley.html">Me !</A></H3> <DL><DT><DD> Hidden within the path structure, there's also my <B>Contact Page</B>. <BR><BR></DL> <BR> <H5><HR> HTML Implementation (c)1997, Lookit the Cat Productions <BR><BR> As other things occur to <A HREF="/lookit/etc/dfoley.html">me</A>, I'll add them to this page.<BR> Expect it to be in flux for as long as I continue to exist as a virtual entity. <BR><BR> PS: When you get the opportunity, grab yourself a frames-capable browser. </H5> <BR><BR> </BODY>